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Always A Bridesmaid, Only Twice A Bride

Britney Spears walked down the isle this weekend as a bridesmaid in her assistant Brett Miller’s wedding. Oh Britney! You know what they say: Always a bridesmaid, only twice a bride! (So far.)

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id=”attachment_1670″ She’s so lucky. She’s a star!

You’ll recall that Louisiana’s finest previously wed Jason Alexander in a quickie Vegas ceremony in 2004, and divorced not long after. Spears then married backup dancer-turned-beer belly Kevin Federline, and later divorced him after the couple had two sons.

It’s actually very refreshing and endearing to see Bridesmaid Britney. We can’t wait to get the doll and put it on our shelf next to Baby One More Time Britney, Lucky Britney, and No Panties Existing Car Britney.

Collect them all!

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We kid. We kiiiiiiid. Congrats to the newly married couple!

What do you think of the bridesmaid’s dress?

  • Anonymous

    Hi Ke$ha

  • misternickjones

    Hi Ke$ha

  • I’m not Keeesha.

  • I’m not Keeesha.

  • Who shows up to be in a wedding looking like that? Brit – You’re a mess. Couldn’t you have at least done your hair? Take some tips from the brunette, would ya?!

  • Who shows up to be in a wedding looking like that? Brit – You’re a mess. Couldn’t you have at least done your hair? Take some tips from the brunette, would ya?!