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Cher Says String Michele Bachmann Up By Her Balls

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Cher and Michele Bachmann: Not BFF's.

The Great Twitter Schism of 2012, Cher vs. The Bachmanns rages on today. A word of wisdom to both embittered parties; Spellcheck, spellcheck, spellcheck.

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Oh girl! Sorry, but we don’t cosign on hanging people (even by their balls). Please find another way to make emasculating/testicle jokes about The Bachmanns next time.

This is a good place to start…

  • Ohhh ohhh! Then can we grab sticks and use her as a pinata!?!? OH wait, the candy inside that pinata would be sour, rotten, and full of hate.

  • Trenton Flock

    Have the Bachmanns actually responded to any of what Cher has said? I am guessing that this is probably one-sided, and though I enjoyed her first rant, it is getting a little nuts. Granted, there are plenty of people all around the country making posts like this about Bachmann or others, and no one bats an eye. Most people are nuts, after all. Even with the less benign call to string up Bachmann by her balls (heehee), the only people who will get worked up about a pop legend running her mouth are those who are already in love with Bachmann and wary of celebrities (or anyone with a full mouth of teeth). So I will just add this to my list of guilty pleasures and not fret too much.

    (PS: As much as I can agree that a spell-check would prove useful for her, and as much as I have learned to suppress my inner grammarian, while we’re on the subject…check your punctuation.)

  • i love cher