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Coming Soon: Incurable Super Gonorrhea En Route From Japan

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Big in Japan: Super Gonorrhea

You may remember gonorrhea from such moments as that visit to your campus clinic freshman year, or the time it felt like you were urinating fire out of your penis. Ah, memories…

In a horrifying blast from the past, an incurable strain of the big G is running rampant throughout Japan, and could be headed stateside faster than you can say “discharge.”

Since the 1940s, the sexually transmitted disease known as “the clap” has been easily treated with antibiotics. But the new strain of Neisseria gonorrhoeae has genetically mutated to evade cephalosporins — the only antibiotics still effective against the infection.

“This is both an alarming and a predictable discovery,” lead researcher Magnus Unemo, professor at the Swedish Reference Laboratory for Pathogenic Neisseria in Örebro, Sweden, said in a statement. “Since antibiotics became the standard treatment for gonorrhea in the 1940s, this bacterium has shown a remarkable capacity to develop resistance mechanisms to all drugs introduced to control it.”

The discovery, announced by Unemo at the International Society for Sexually Transmitted Disease Research meeting in Quebec City, Canada, could hail gonorrhea’s transition from treatable STD to global public health threat.

OMGonorrhea, no. The ability to wish STD’s like gonorrhea and her ugly step-sisters Chlamydia and Syphilis away with a single antibiotic pill has unfortunately made the world forget that these three diseases are killers. Untreated infection from STD’s can lead to infertility, total organ failure and then death.

Wrap it up, y’all. Every time. The fate of the human race is in your hands (and loins).

(via ABC News)

  • Japan ruins anything to do with sex…

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  • Scott Crawford

    just like the damn japanese always trying to be first….well this time is one time I don’t mind….but thnxs for the 3d tv’s…..just remember that not the kitchen sink dripin homo’s wrap it up….damn wait until the babtist get a hold of this….here we go with the whole god wrath again the priest should be safe though most 12yr old boys r safe!

  • Trenton Flock

    I know that the internet is the last place that I should be looking for coherent and cogent statements, and it’s usually best to not point out other people’s flaws (especially on message boards where remote anonymity allows people to be snipe others in a cowardly way), and thus I am only inviting criticism by being critical, but for your sake as well as ours: Please step away from the keyboard until you are sober or have treated whatever is causing your dementia.

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