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Denny’s Makes America Fatter With Maple Bacon Sundae

bbblt, triple bacon sampler
Because YOU demanded it! (Wait, nobody wants this...)

Grrrrross. For a limited time only (Thank God), Denny’s is celebrating its Baconalia Festival with seven bacon-centric dishes. Think Triple Bacon Sampler, BBBLT, and the Maple Bacon Sundae.

The desert is made with maple flavored syrup, vanilla ice cream, and “a generous sprinkle of our diced hickory-smoked bacon.” Barf.

Denny’s has not published the nutrition information for said bacony treats on its website. While we’re pretty sure this is in violation of some health laws or another, it pales in comparison to the violation of humanity the desert poses.

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We’re a bit scared to ask, but will you be giving the Maple Bacon Sundae a try?

  • Anonymous

    No. Bacon does not make *everything* better. Only most things.

  • I love bacon, and just because they went bacon overboard doesnt mean that we wont enjoy it. Majority of America will eat something even if they have the nutritional information right in front of them. I’d try the sundae because its something different. And just to put this out there, not every single gay person is watching their waist. I havent changed my eating habits, all I have done is walk to work and Ive went from a 38 to a 32 in the matter of a year.
    xxxPat

  • I want that sundae!!!

  • Are you kidding me? That sundae looks amazing. Much like the Maple Bacon Cupcake from the baker down the street. Yummm.

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  • ShowMeGuy

    I bet the ice cream and syrup each have more calories and fat than the bacon.

  • sorry, i haven’t stepped foot into a denny’s since i found mold on my burger as a kid.

  • I can’t grasp the idea of eating icecream with bacon on it. Even if I could get past the weird combination of tastes, I think the texture would just be too strange for me.