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Enrique Iglesias: I Have The Smallest Penis in the World. (Seriously)

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"You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my tiny penis."

It’s been a big day for little penises here at Unicorn Booty. No, no, not ours. We can safely vouch for the simultaneous beauties and beasts that are the Unicorn Booty staff penises. It’s kind of one of the benefits of sleeping with your business partner.

We’ve got some bad news, Enrique fans. That is, unless you had up until this moment believed that YOU were in possession of the smallest penis in the world.

Enrique Iglesias, drunk on whiskey and antibiotics got his overshare on at a recent concert.

The Spanish singer stunned gig-goers by going into excruciating details about his shortcomings in the trouser department.

Onlookers were left baffled by his odd behaviour at the gig in Melbourne, Australia, on Tuesday night — which also included an episode where he discussed losing his virginity.

During the bizarre 20-minute interlude he declared: “I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”

He began the unexpected behaviour by inviting three men from the audience to join him on stage.

[When an] audience member said the singer’s “good looks” would be great for getting ladies, Iglesias then asked: “What does Spanish good looks have to do with the size of your penis? Maybe I have the Spanish looks but I have the smallest penis in the world. I’m serious.”

The singer then asked his companions to lift their shirts so they could all compare chests.

During the bizarre chat the four knocked back shots of whisky.

Iglesias told the crowd that he was on antibiotics and should not have been mixing them with alcohol.

But how is he sure? Is this the kind of thing that they give trophies out for? And even then, where would you keep it? On the mantle? In the studio next to the Grammy’s? Decisions, decisions!

We’ll never watch this video starring Enrique’s wifey, Anna Kournikova the same way again knowing their relations are more “thank you, ma’am” than “wham, bam”. Boo.

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  • Anonymous

    Well, as apparently one of the few gays in the world that doesn’t care about penis size, bring it on, Enrique!

  • Enrique needs a shrink, not a shot of whiskey.

  • I don’t care if he “has the smallest penis in the world”. I’d still do him.

  • Anonymous

    Weeeeeeeeeell, I have it on very good authority that he was telling the truth. I don’t believe it’s the worlds smallest, but small it is. 

  • Jane Jones

    Dear Enrique Iglesias,

    no one gives a shit.

    The World

  • Anonymous

    Thats Ok Papi, I’m sure you can find lots of larger ones to play with whose owners won’t mind a bit about your small pee-pee.

  • David Smith

    Who cares about the small penis… he’s gorgeous!  Besides…  a guy with a small penis makes for a great bottom!  LOL

  • I have something to say too. My hair are dry. Yea Im really super serious about it and I thought it would be a good idea to talk about it. I hope you guys feel my pain.

  • Sara Kuzawa

    anti-biotics mixed with alcohol do’t make a person loopy like that. They counteract each other….just sayin’, Enrique…

  • ShowMeGuy

    I’m no expert, but bring it over here, and I’ll take a look.

  • Tiffany Wilson

    Did he try to endorse a condom for small penises a couple years back?

  • When the effects of those medications/booze wore off I’ll bet he was totally regretting that statement. Sure, it’s a fantasy buster for me but in the real world, it’s not likely that I’m going to be getting to have sex with him so his small penis is of no consequence to me.  Even still, I’d still jump on it given half a chance.

  • i dont care if his dick is small, he’s so pretty i’d still cuddle him all night long.

  • slowpoke: no, if he shrinks more it will just be a big clit.

  • I think the alcohol counter-acts the antibiotics, I don’t think antibiotics make you less drunk.

  • AHahahha 

  • ummmmm guys they got that shit all wrong enrique iglesias was drunk and joking around when he said he had the smallest but this thing is hes got a pretty good size one and its 9.5 inches i read the real article about his size

  • Megan Lambert

    Well he is half-asian.

  • Step Collins

    Hey he looks perfect from behind to me 🙂

  • Judy Rosen

    I’ve worked with Enrique a few times and although I haven’t seen him naked what I do know for sure is that he is a NOTORIOUS practical joker (I have seen him pull pranks on people). So basically I’d take anything he says with a grain of salt. PS He’s a great guy, totally unpretentious and quite nice.

  • Daniel Whitney

    Ok, so what. He has other assets that more than make up for a tinky winky. Like maybe he is gorgeous and talented. Did i say gorgeous? If i lived next door to him, I would be over every day to barrow a cup of sugar.

  • myk5

    It’s not necessarily true if he’s straight, because  many people are ‘growers’ with decent erect penis sizes, but an unerect penis the size of a small stack of dimes. If he’s gay and sexually experienced he would have a greater range of comparison.

  • damitajo1

    He is such a bottom. 

  • There are more important things in the world than penis size. I would rather have a guy like this that is good looking and maybe has a small wang than a guy who looks like Ron Jeremy but is well endowed.

  • Patrick

    I agree 100%! Ron Jeremy is so disgusting. Enrique is so incredibley gorgeous and sweet and a beautiful singer….the total package….even if it’s true that his dick is small….who cares…..he is adorable!

  • Patrick

    Enrique is adorable….and I don’t believe his penis is the smallest in the world….and his penis size is not important……itwould not be a deal breaker for me, that’s for damn sure!

  • Xiomara

    he is wayyyy sexy. I wouldnt care.

  • Selena Frederick

    How many rape/obsessive stalker songs can Enrique put out in one year?  Let’s find out…

  • Paul

    Truthfully this makes me like him all the more.

  • quancharles

    Lol I could care less about that, he’s still beautiful to me 😀

    (Especially in those tight pants from the video) hehe

  • Douglas Nash

    In this world today people care to much about things that are none of their business!!!
     We get what were given by god you don`t stand in line to make your choice,the person you are is what counts!!!!!!!!

  • Hi .. how do i start this .. i am a bit sick of people at the moment saying how small there penis is .. but listen SIZE doznot matter itwot u can do with it  .. any way i would be happy with hi body mmmmmm

  • Mehjabeen Mostafa

    penis is not an important stuff….he is awesome,he is proving it……….

  • Julianna

    Enrique iglesias is not gay people like to start shit and i have been to his concert and he couldnt stop talking about sex with his girlfriend and he doesnt not have a small penis dont believe everything you here from people . Enrique is so hotttttt i love you
     
    Julianna Gjeleviq

  • jason

    Antibiotics and alcohol? So fricken what, they don’t interact. Don’t really care how big he is; I’d curl his fuckin toes all night long.