Fiona Apple, maybe you were right: “This world is bullshit.”
Our favorite angsty singer-songwriter has posted a song to her Trumblr account in response to the armageddon we no doubt experienced on Nov. 8.
A parody of “The Chistmas Song,” we kinda like this version better. And if the subject matter weren’t so damn horrifying, it’d be the perfect song for the holidays.
Check out the lyrics, and listen below:
Trump’s nuts roasting on an open fire
as he keeps nipping at his foes.
you’ll cry creepy uncle
every time he arrives
for he keeps clawing at your clothes
everybody knows some money and entitlement
can help to make the season white
mothers of color with their kids out of sight
will find it hard to sleep at night.
They know that truuump is on his way.
he’s got black boys in hoodies locked up on his sleigh
and every working man is going to cry
when they learn that Letch don’t care how you live or if you die
Sooo I’m offering this simple phrase
to kids from 1 to 92
although it’s been said many times, many ways
Merry Christmas to you
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
Donald Trump, fuck you
Listen to the track here.