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Gay Cliques Radar Chart

Noodles and Beef used hair, muscle, fat and age to cram gads of gay diversity into a pocket-sized radar map. Better the gay you know than the gay you don’t, and whatnot.

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What type of gay are you?

Via Noodles and Beef

  • I’m an AJ, of course.

    In the gay taxonomy though, I’m a cub-leaning-to-musclecub.

  • Wow. Great to know that we’re sorting ourselves according to body image and not according to anything deeper. With this kind of crap defining us as gay men we don’t deserve equal rights!

  • April Fool’s, right? RIGHT?

    Anyone who takes this absolutely serious is… well, I’m a nice guy, I’ll just say live a little. 🙂

  • I keep on staring at it…but I can’t figure it out!

  • Gus Anderson

    This sociogram is all jacked up. Being a *Wolf* has nothing to do with age….it is muscle based. Bears are overweight and hairy, Chubs are fat with no hair. Otters are hairy and skinny. Twinks are hairless and skinny.
    For the love of Cher…if you are going to draft up these things…at least get them correct.
    lmgao

  • What exactly is a gym bunny?