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Gay Men Worldwide Thrilled Over Pics Of Orlando Bloom Naked With Katy Perry! (NSFW!)

[EDITOR’S NOTE (9/1/16): After some internal discussion, we have decided that Unicorn Booty will no longer publish celebrity nudes unless those shots are released with the celebrity’s consent. We apologize to Mr. Bloom and to our readers who value consent; it’s a principle we take seriously and we appreciate the commenters and fellow journalists who weighed in on our decision. We have left this article otherwise tact for transparency’s sake and as a record for our thinking at the time it occurred.]

Here’s a little pick me up for all you guys out there — Orlando Bloom went out paddleboarding with his girlfriend Katy Perry… awww. Not just that, but nude paddleboarding, at least on Bloom’s part! Amazing! Well, technically, Bloom was the only one who was nude — Perry’s in a bikini — but hey, we’ll take it!

The Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean star was on holiday in Italy with his new love. The two met this January at the Golden Globes.

Of course, social media was abuzz with all sorts of great dick jokes when the pictures first came out.

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  • Teresa

    Hmm small dick, in the other photo he better say the water was FREEZINg.

  • Icantbeleiveit

    Ew i hate uncut dicks

  • Don

    Mmm, intact penis. LOVE IT

  • Russell Wade

    So you think genital mutilation is OK as long as it’s a man? There’s nothing ‘eww’ about an uncut dick if you keep it clean (which isn’t difficult)

  • CorrinaCorrina

    It looks xtra, xtra gross though :-/

  • Bleux Rogue

    NOT ME. YUM. MORE FLAVOR! It’s natural.

  • Bleux Rogue

    That’s not small. Your greedy.

  • Zeusdagod

    That is not hard, you moron

  • Russell Wade

    That’s just because you’re used to seeing them assuming you’re American. To the rest of us a cut cock looks mutilated, not to mention it takes away half the sensation for the guy. God knows why it’s so popular in America. Arguably it’s tantamount to child abuse.

  • CorrinaCorrina

    There are guys in America that are uncircumcised, and there are women who wasn’t born in our live in America that think they look gross-Circumcised guys seem quite satisfied with their sex lives so…..-uncircumcised penises looks like an ant eaters snout, and I certainly would never put it in my mouth-It’s not just an American thing, if you look at the vast majority of porn world wide they are circumcised-because it looks nasty and no one《no matter where you live》 wants to see that-its not really child abuse, guys who are uncircumcised can get infections and things like that-the kid doesn’t remember, most are just thankful it happend when they grow up

  • Audrey M Ellis

    Agreed! Best ever!

  • Audrey M Ellis

    Hello soap and water in these modern times! Unless the guy is totally nasty and does not know how to keep himself clean, there is nothing wrong with an uncut penis! Besides, once the blood starts flowing, nobody knows the damn difference! If anything, it’s all wonderful, if you favor penis! I do!

  • Audrey M Ellis

    lol no it’s not! I’ve seen it!

  • Russell Wade

    Obviously cut guys are satisfied – they’ve never known anything different. The majority of porn is American, but even so there is loads of porn out there with uncut men, especially European. Your comments on appearance are totally subjective and plenty of people disagree with you, certainly outside America. You have no evidence for your strange comment about infections, it’s not a risk with basic hygiene. Yes it is child abuse when the child has no say in the matter. The only justification for circumcision is if the guy has a phimosis (when the foreskin won’t retract) which is rare but but can be an infection risk. In that case unless it causes a problem for a child the procedure should wait until he’s old enough to decide for himself.

  • CorrinaCorrina

    The loads of porn out there with guys that are uncircumcised either hardly get viewed our have low ratings because no one wants to see that $h!t-yes, I do know and the comment wasn’t strange-my co workers brother kept getting yeast infections 《and he practiced basic hygiene 》-so he got circumcised when he was 16, he was in immense pain and could barely even walk-which is why the procedure shouldn’t wait because if you do it when you’re older it is extremely painful-when you do it when they’re babies they cry for like a few hours then they’re over it
    http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/is-his-uncircumcised-penis-dangerous

    http://www.circinfo.net/uncircumcised_men_have_their_say.html

  • CorrinaCorrina

    You can definitely tell the difference between the two blood flowing or not-not true
    It looks like an ant eaters snout and it’s gross http://www.circinfo.net/uncircumcised_men_have_their_say.html

    http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/is-his-uncircumcised-penis-dangerous

  • Kidd KuDi

    They say that guys with the extra skin is better cuz it gives the women more pleasure and it makes it more thicker

  • you think that is a small dick??