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An Ode to Italian Millionaire Gianluca Vacchi and His Love of Skimpy Swimwear (Photos)

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Italian millionaire Gianluca Vacchi made his millions designing and manufacturing machines for vehicles, pharmaceuticals and food production. But his internet fame has come both from a July 2016 viral video of him dancing with his wife, Giorgia Gabriele (below), and from some recent snapshots of the tattooed tycoon showing off his muscles and bulge in a pair of white speedos while sailing with his wife in Miami.

The photos (which are also below) went viral primarily because he’s packing some serious Italian heat — we’re talking some grande salame. But they also show off his muscular body’s collection of tattoos; they’re all in black ink and make him even nicer to look at.

Plus, in the photos you can also see him wearing some very stylish metal anklets. In fact, Vacchi has always supported some pretty eccentric (and sometimes questionable) fashion choices.

For instance, he gained some notoriety because of a video of him doing a weird dance after a cryotherapy session while bulging through of a pair of undies and wearing weird booties.

All the same, his Instagram account makes him seem like an adventurous, fun-loving guy. The sort that you’d want to take a beach vacation with (especially if he wears those skimpy trunks again).

Here’s the video of him dancing with his wife.

Saturday afternoon fever😄 @jogiorgiajo @ricky_martin #gvlifestyle #mordidita #rickymartin

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Maybe he caught a fish down there?

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He certainly fills out his skimpy trunks!

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He should tie that drawstring. It’d be a shame if his suit fell off….

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He still bulges, even when he’s in a small tub.

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He has such a muscular, sun-kissed physique

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And those tatts have us grateful that it’s too hot for clothes.

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He seems like a fun-loving dude.

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Wait a sec … is he posing for glamour shots while steering?!??

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We’d love to get a closer look at his tatts…. much closer….

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And you gotta love his fashion sense.

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He apparently has a thing for anklets.

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And we apparently have a thing for him.

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