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Hilarious Gay Captions

UB reader Noah introduced us to his aptly titled project, Gay Captions, in which he partners…well, gay captions with deliciously unexpected old-timey illustrations. Some of our favorites posted below!

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Guests were soon to arrive but for the life of her, Mrs. Lagore could not figure out what lesbians ate for dinner.
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After seeing Cindy with his man during lunch hour, Randall had half a mind to trip her as she walked through his London bridge.
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"No homo."
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Martin incorrectly surmised that the other boys would stop making fun of him once they saw him on his new dragon broom.
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“Hey Gordon, just so you know, nobody is buying this.”
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“Oh I know, totally! I had no idea you were gay when I first met you either. BTW, sweet cloak… SO Willy Wonka.”
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Had it really been 20 years? Everything still reminded Bernadette of Louisa. Even the double beehives.
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Bob insisted his signature cut, the Bob, would get Darcy laid at the harvest festival this year.
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Even the chickens were disgusted by Charlie’s porn stash.

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  • Oh my god, I love them!

  • Anonymous

    I. LOVE. THIS!!!!!!!!

  • Kevin Allen

    unfunny at best and totally offensive at worst.