If You Hate Peeps, You’ll Love This Video

Easter is around the corner and that means only one thing — the resurrection of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ soon, the bird and bunny-shaped, pastel-colored treats known as Peeps will be infesting your local supermarket and drug store shelves.

Yeah, Peeps may be cute, but they’re just overpriced marshmallows. They’re fugly, flavorless, and Caramel Cadbury Eggs make far superior Easter candy — so let’s enjoy watching scores of Peeps dying horrible, fiery deaths by hot balls of metal, charcoal grills, and flaming buckets of firewood.

Jesus would approve because Peeps aren’t natural; they’re an abomination like shellfish, lying with a menstruous woman and clothes made out of two fabrics. Go look in the Bible. It’s all there in Ezikiel or Exodus or something.

  • Kindra Pring

    The existence of this video is ridiculous – I don’t need to point out specific arguments that make it so. They’re just so terrified that they might not be able to brainwash their children to accept their religion. 

  • Chreiya

    Here’s to hoping there are more children that  break through the brainwashing and figure out the entirety of xianity is a lie.

    Or the lie just ends completely.

  • Ricardo Trejo

    “The government’s schools are no longer for the parents, they are anti-parent”
    I though schools were for the students not the parents…

  • Jacob Ryan

    Right? The last time I checked, it was my ass out at the bus stop at 8am, not my parents. This guys is an idiot. Who puts these people on TV? 

  • “This is not just homosexual behavior that will be promoted directly to these children, but bisexuality, cross-dressing, sex changes. Children will be taught to admire these lifestyles, and it will all be done in a positive way.”
    Replace “admire” with “accept” and it’s harder to scare people, isn’t it?

    I don’t like it when people refer to “communities” though, as that always brings up a sign saying “Next stop, the ghetto” in my head.. Just LGBT people, please.

  • Samie

     Wow. Just wow. I really hate religious folk. I believe in God and all, but I don’t think he really cares what sexuality (or religion, for that matter) you are as long as you’re a good person.

    It seems so many people who are religious ignore what the bible actually says. Yes, it has the whole ‘it is an abomination to lie with a man like one would with a woman’ thing, but it also has a bunch of other crap that is wrong, even by these same people’s standard.

    Though, most of them don’t actually read it on a regular basis. Which is funny when you’re irreligious and arguing with someone who is religious and you can quote their text better than they can.

  • “Homosexual curriculum” and “gay lessons”? The insidious introduction is more infuriating than the ironic rant.

  • behavior?  What the hell do they think we do anyway? 

  • you know, i believe it is a simple matter.  fundamentalist christian sects are finding it difficult to replenish their dying memberships with new people, so they find themselves having to recruit from the rest of us.  who wouldn’t want to be this lazy?  every part of the argument above means that they can’t or won’t think.  

  • Timberallen

    The whole thing is silly.Who cares Society in North America as a whole has completely lost its ways.Who Cares. Gay straight whatever,floats your boat do it.I saw a few weeks ago a Facebook thing about Who does Jesus Hate Question, answer is simple. NO ONE. He is a Lover mankind(womankind) for those stupid politic correctness trous de-cul (.@ssholes)

  • Timberallen

    The whole thing is silly.Who cares Society in North America as a whole has completely
    lost its ways.Who Cares. Gay straight whatever,floats your boat do it.I
    saw a few weeks ago a Facebook thing about Who does Jesus Hate
    Question, answer is simple. NO ONE. He is a Lover mankind(womankind) for
    those stupid politic correctness trous de-cul (.@ssholes)

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