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JeanPants Underwear (The Horror!)

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Would you hit it?

From the same gay blog that introduced you to the CString comes the latest in wildly unattractive and inappropriate undergarments! Meet JeanPants Underwear, the denim briefs you’ve just got to (never) have!

From the designer:

The tight and chic JeanPants from local clothes brand CUW are pert, durable and oozing zeitgeist appeal. Although likely to be more popular with men the designers also say women are welcome to enjoy the style too. For sure, the “worn” denim look is all the rage in Tokyo at the moment, and this underwear adds innovation to that trend by transposing jeans fashion to your briefs.

I mean, why should we neglect our underwear and only think about regular pants all the time? You can say so much about yourself with your choice of underwear, plus give yourself more confidence and panache, knowing that what you are wearing underneath is also original and funky. Available in two sizes, this underwear does the hard work for you: Now you just have to decide what to wear on top!

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Oh. My. God. Yes. And by yes, I mean, Noooooooo! Pert and oozing are not words I would use to describe underwear. Perhaps the contents within though?

Would you wear JeanPants Underwear?

Via Japan Trend Shop

  • Anonymous

    It’s the Reno 911 short shorts!!!!

  • ew

  • Emily Phillips

    So they’re jean shorts. THIS MAN IS A GENIUS.

  • LOL when i read “oozing.” my thoughts exactly.


  • So now it will look like I’m wearing jeans under my jeans? Stupid

  • Let’s skip the process of buying expensive jean underwear and just go commando in jean shorts, shall we? Same feel, a lot cheaper, and guess what? Even the most hardcore label queen will look at you funny if you strut around in a pair of these.

    No thanks.

  • are they made of jeans or just made to look like jeans? because if they are made of jean can i just say chaffing? And what about that panty line? I mean I thought everyone was worried about that? You cant tell me that the jeanpants underwear does not have a horrid panty line

  • OMG i’m totally going to buy a pair

  • bluedragnkittn

    OMG, anybody else’s first thoughts were of Tobias from Arrested Development?

  • If I wore underwear, I would certainly wear a pair of these!

  • yeah, id hit it 🙂 that dude is PACKIN! 😀

  • Scott Thompson

    In his hot pants and high heels…

  • Alena Davis

    The first thought that popped into my head was ‘Tobias Fünke’.

    (anyway, these things are hideous.)

  • Michael

    Great if you get depanced in front of a crowd or have to run to the mailbox with neighbors watching LOL…..

  • Irony of ironies, “Queens” have become what they claim to hate the most – hypercritical, judgmental and closed-minded. Seriously people, it’s not that big a deal. Some have complained about the uselessness of having jean print underwear under jeans. What good is it to have any color or print at all on ANY underwear when it’s worn underneath clothes and never seen anyway? This underwear was made to be fun, and be seen, and can actually look really hot on some guys, or hasn’t anyone ever heard of “underwear” night at a local favorite gay bar? C’mon people, relax and don’t take life (or yourselves) so seriously. Let underwear be what it should be — FUN. 

  • Hahaha I have a pair of these – from H&M, though. Got ’em a year ago because they make me feel like a never-nude 🙂

  • Fabian Diaz

    I would buy those boxer shorts, if they just LOOK like jean but are made of a softer fabric…I wish they sold them in my country

  • Fabian Diaz

    -Are they REALLY made in jeans fabric, or it is just a soft fabric that looks like jeans ?

  • Michael Reeves

    what? hes hot thats all that matters