theft, jewelry store, necklace, gay blog

Lindsay Lohan Theft Surveillance Video

theft, jewelry store, necklace, gay blog
"Mind your business! (Please?)"

File this one under morbid curiosity, I suppose. Maybe our gay blog can justify this because Lohan dated Samantha Ronson? Who knows.

In any case, we’ve got the Entertainment Tonight $40,000 jewelry store theft surveillance video. You can’t make out much because of the enormous ET logo, but I guess that’s the point. They want you to tune in tonight to watch it in full. (We’ll just wait two hours for it to leak online, thanks.)

If you care about this sort of thing, enjoy!

*Note, it’s the ET video widget that’s behaving all bonkers, not our site. Sorry for the audio/video weirdness.

Did she steal the necklace on purpose? Did her friend purposefully distract the store owner while Lohan made her escape? Can you even make out what the hell is going on in this security camera footage? Does anyone even care?

We’re seeking all these answers and more below. Get on it.