Whoops, the Rapture Is Actually October 21st!

Doomsday propheteer Harold Camping puts the kibosh on all the naysayers: End of Days is actually  happening on October 21st! Whoops, my bad! And to all of those people that quit their jobs, spent all their money, and/or donated all of their money to Harold Camping’s Family Radio…well…you’re idiots.

Well, that’s not entirely true: Camping insists that the Rapture did begin on May 21st, that we are all under Judgement Day, and that the world will be completely destroyed by October 21st. There’s nothing like gradual destruction to cover your insanity, Mr. Camping.

In his first interview with the press, Camping says:

Yes, I did not have all of that worked out as accurately as I should have or wish I could have had it. That doesn’t bother me at all! I’m not a genius, I pray all the time for wisdom and when I make an error, I say yes I was wrong…I was wrong.

It was to be understood spiritually not physically, and yet the sense of it is still the same, that Judgement has come. The world is now under Judgment where it was not prior to May 21. Spiritually, there is a big difference in the world that we cannot detect with our eyes, but we can know from the bible.

Regarding the New Apocalypse of October 21:

There’s not a new date. There’s not a new date. We’ve already been talking, again and again, about the End of the World being October 21 in 2011. October 21. But we have not emphasized that because the first down payment, or the beginning of it, was the fact that we would see all of these things happening and usher into a five months period of very terrible time [sic].

Well, Mr. Camping, I guess you got your wish: the worst tornado in 60 years happened over the weekend, and there are certainly bound to be more calamities in the next 5 months. But doomsday prophets are always pointing to natural disasters as signs of impending Rapture, the End of Days, and yet we are still here. So while the next 5 months might indeed be terrible, they won’t be any more terrible than any given 5 months in history. You, sir, are simply batsh*t crazy – and trying to justify raking in the cash from vulnerable people because of your silly predictions.

  • Anonymous

    Harold Camping sounds like he plagiarized Jehovah’s Witnesses
    Jehovah Witnesses are a spin-off of the second Adventist which all came from the Millerite movement.American war of 1812 army captain William Miller is ground zero for Jehovah’s Witnesses. Yes,the “great disappointment” of Oct 22 1844 has never died out… it lives on in the Jehovah’s Witnesses. The central CORE doctrine of the Watchtower,yes the reason the Watchtower came into existence was to declare Jesus second coming in 1914.When the prophecy (derived from William Miller of 1842) failed they said that he came “invisibly”.
    —Danny Haszard been there folks!

  • This guy’s a nut. Just ignore his rants.

  • all I have to say is Matthew 24:36 “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”

  • aleksandar males

    Ups….I was wrong…stupid people,please send me more money

  • And isn’t it just a coincidence that the ” final five months ” are also the peak of tornado and part of hurricane season? *cough cough* CRACK POT* cough*

  •  Matthew 24:36  “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.”  2 Peter 2:1  “But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you.  They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them – bringing swift destruction on themselves.  Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute.  In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up.  Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.”

  • it figures he was wrong, and covers it by saying it is happening up till the 21st of october.

  • Anonymous

    Do you realize what this means!?!?!?! This means my haloween party will now have a post apocalyptic theme! Hooray! All you sludge zombies and radio-active mutants are invited. Whoopee!!