Old Timey Sex Education Penis Manual – Fun!

The first thing you’ll notice when looking at this penis manual from an old timey boys school’s sex education class is how limited the variety of penises was in the old days. No corkscrew? No pineapple? No chode? No Medusa-lap with two dozen penises growing from the same groin? Hell-oooo!

Nevertheless, we are cracking up over the three types of penises: Blunt, Bottle, and Prow. And truth be told, the circumference measurement in the center of the page is kind of grossing us out.

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How do you measure up?

So uh…blunt, bottle or prow?

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  • Adjust firing angle by 25 degrees!

  • Anyone else notice/laugh at the lower left corner? “Data from…Dickinson”.

  • Anonymous

    Everything is circumsized…boring.

  • Travis Owen

    Ram me with a prow, roll me with a blunt, and cork my neck with a bottle.

  • Emily Phillips

    Anyone else notice the centimeters on the right hand side?

  • Jim

    Why choose? There’s – ahem – room for all of ’em!
    (BTW, I’m a prow man myself: A skillfully wielded one will certainly fix what ails ya…)

  • Buddy Englett

    NICE! This was when people actually cared about teaching sex education.

  • Veronica Williams

    Reminds me so much of my ex-boyfriend….and my filthy desire to examine boners. XD HA! Can I print this out and frame it? It’s for research, of course.

  • Anonymous

    I’m a Blunt.  Straight out, no curves or wide spots.

  • this is kind of hilarious!

  • Blunt and damn proud of it.