Porn firm CamSoda has released a smartphone app called OCast, which lets you lick your partner’s genitalia via smartphone. Finally.
The company calls its app “The iTunes of oral sex for women.”
Here’s how it works: you lick your phone’s screen — doesn’t that sound sanitary? — and your tongue’s movements are then saved and transferred via Bluetooth to a vibrator.
But if your partner’s no good, you can just use a pattern uploaded by some other users. You can also upload your own program and give total strangers cunnilingus over the internet.
The app is meant for women, but there appears to be no reason why it can’t be used by men.