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From ‘The Donald’ to ‘Cauke for President,’ Here Are Our Top 5 Political Porn Parodies

PornHub has just released Fuck Trump, a porn parody starring the — choke — Republican president… or at least someone in a horrible wig that kinda sorta not really looks like him.

It’s a virtual reality porn where you see through the businessman’s eyes as he sleeps with Melania Trump and Sarah Palin. If you have a VR headset and are interested, you can see the full six-minute film in PornHub’s new VR category (link NSFW, obviously).

But that got us to thinking — we love the combination of politics and sex, so we thought we’d look at the best political porn parodies — because as Thomas Mann said, everything is political… though he probably didn’t quite mean it this way.

The Donald

While PornHub’s Fuck Trump is the first virtual reality porn starring a Donald Trump impersonator, Larry Flynt and Hustler beat them to the punch in April with The Donald. The film features Trump (as played by Evan Stone) looking for a vice-presidential candidate.

Of course, since Larry Flynt has long had a political bent to him, there’s loads of satirical jabs — Trump reading a copy of Mein Kampf For Idiots, for one — which means it’s sort of like a Saturday Night Live sketch, just with way more sex.

 

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Getting Levi’s Johnson

Getting Levi’s Johnson, a film by Jet Set Men, is a (mostly) gay porn based around Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin’s daughter’s baby-daddy (a rough trade sort who once underwhelmingly posed nude for Playgirl but only showed his butt).

In the porn parody, Levi Johnson (played by Casey Monroe) falls into the world of nude modeling. He starts safe with a solo scene, but then fucks his way into a few more scenes, including a threesome. Lisa Ann makes an appearance as “Serra Paylin” — you might remember her from the next film on our list.

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

Hustler‘s film is a classic of the genre of political porn parodies. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? is a parody of everyone’s favorite Alaskan dim-bulb. Like The Donald, there’s a number of comedic gags between the, uh, other kind of gags.

For example — Russians are depicted as her neighbors, “Bill O’Rally” makes an appearance calling out Liberals for hating Paylin and her various catchphrases like “You Betcha” and “Drill, Baby, Drill” are littered throughout. Lisa Ann’s accent drifts in and out, but no one’s likely watching Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? for Oscar consideration. That said, it did win an AVN Award for Clever Title of the Year.

Cauke For President

Unlike the other films in our list, Cauke For President‘s lead character doesn’t share a name with its subject, the Marie Antoinette of Congress, Aaron Schock. Mike Cauke (played by gay porn performer Matthew Bosch) is a midwest Senator who’s outwardly homophobic but is also fucking his male Chief of Staff.

Cauke For President is from Titan, and was a direct response to Schock’s homophobia; Titan Vice President Keith Webb said “Everyone deserves privacy and the right to come out on their own terms, but when you vote against your own community, then you lose that right to privacy and deserve to be outed.”

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Fucking While On The Stand! During A Live On TV Political Debate! During A Press Conference! Follow The Campaign Of The Free Pussy Play Political Party As Their Approval Ratings Are On The Rise

Political porn parodies are not just an American phenomenon. As you may have guessed from that mouthful of a title, Fucking While On The Stand… is a Japanese title (in Japanese, 答弁中に!政見放送中に!記者会見中に!おま○こを責められる姿で支持率上昇中の政党 自由にオマ○コいじられ党). We couldn’t find a lot in English about it, but it’s a satire of what happened during the debate over a 2015 national security bill.

In real life, the opposition to the bill tried to derail the bill by grabbing at his microphone and paperwork and physically tried to stop the debate with shoving and climbing over each other. (For what it’s worth, it didn’t work; the bill was approved and went into effect this March.) In the porn world, well, you can probably guess how the opposition tried to stop debate. One other interesting thing — this film is 213 minutes long! That’s a whole lot of Fucking While On The Stand!

(Featured image via The Donald/Hustler)