Porn Satire Skewers Republican Politicians And Closeted Homophobes

Just when it seemed like there couldn’t possibly be another dopey white guy running for president, along comes Mike Cauke. Porn studio Titan is getting into the political race with Cauke For President and thank the Lord it’s not a Donald Trump porn parody. They released the satirical feature on February 1, the day the Iowa Caucus finally (finally!) kicks off the election season.

In the movie, a hunky closet case senator from the midwest campaigns against gay issues while secretly boning his Chief of Staff. There’s also a secretly recorded sex tape that could kill the presidential hopeful’s career, and lots of dudes having sex with one another because it’s a porn movie and that’s how porn movies work. Newcomer Matthew Bosch plays Cauke, who bears more than a passing resemblance to disgraced closet case Aaron Schock.

Mike Cauke for porn president
Mike Cauke is on Instagram.

Cauke For President was directed by Jasun Mark and written by Titan Vice President Keith Webb. “Everyone deserves privacy and the right to come out on their own terms,” Webb says. “But, when you vote against your own community then you lose that right to privacy and deserve to be outed.”

In case you don’t remember, Aaron Schock was the reasonably good-looking Illinois Congressman who turned heads for being hot (at least by Washington standards), and then for being a total homophobe, and then again for being pretty flamboyant and, well, pretty gay. Early last year the Marie Antoinette of Congress resigned amid a flurry of allegations that he was using taxpayer money to fly to Bears games and outfit his office like Downton Abbey.


There’s a (totally PG-rated) website for Cauke that mixes standard conservative blabber with racy jokes.

“The current junior Senator and hopeful future POTUS comes from humble middle-class roots in the tiny town of Cumming, Iowa, where he learned the meaning of hard work on his family’s corn farm… A former college tight end on his college football team and all-around jock, Cauke loves sports, staying fit, and anything to do with balls or bats.”

There’s no direct reference to the movie on the site, although his campaign team features faces that will be familiar to viewers of Titan movies.

The Mike Cauke Twitter account has been directly trolling Schock as well as providing insighful commentary on important political issues of the day.


The movie seems to be a long way in the making. Cauke’s Twitter account was created last June.

Will Mike Cauke come from behind and make a showing in the race? Hey, he can’t do any worse than Ben Carson!