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Sex In the Wild: The Corkscrew Penises and Labyrinthine Vaginas of Ducks

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Are you trying to seduce me?

I’m a big, big, BIG fan of Isabella Rossellini’s two award winning series for Sundance Channel. And while Green Porno is totally Amazeballs USA, Seduce Me is where the real magic happens.

Like this video, for example, of Rossellini’s head decked out as a female duck fighting off the aggressive corkscrew penises of a gang of mallards. You kind of have to see it to believe it.

Corkscrew penises and vagina mazes! Ducks: Who knew?

  • Anonymous

    OH! MY GOOOOODDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! The “twilight zone” just called, they want their material back!

  • Sigh…remember when  Isabella Rossellini was selling Beauty elixirs to Merly Streep and Goldie Hawn? Those were the days. This is FANTASTIC though! 

  • Kit Foxley

    …wow.  I’m looking at my soda right now and wondering if it was spiked with something when I wasn’t looking.  Wtf did I just see?