Sexiest Ad Ever: Farm Fresh Girl (Disturbingly Unsexy) Edition

We figured that while Farm Fresh Girl wasn’t necessarily traditional gay blog material, homegirl probably isn’t going to fit in well anywhere on the internet. We frankly have more questions than answers after watching this video.

Why are you putting butter in your hair? Are those chocolate milk squirts coming from the bottle or your vagina? Are toilet germs more or less of a threat to the human immune system than salmonella from that raw chicken?

Watch at your own risk, dear reader. But beware! Much like Ke$ha without autotune, there’s no un-experiencing this once you press play.

Just what the hell is going on here?! Is Farm Fresh Girl worthy of the Sexiest Ads Ever nomination?

  • W.T.F?

  • i’m… i’m really creeped out

  • I don’t even know where to begin on this one. It better make AdWeek’s top 30 bizarre ads of 2011, otherwise it was robbed if it was shot in 2010

  • Anonymous

    Worst trip ever?

  • that was…ummm…different?

    oh nvm
    someone sold her bad shrooms 🙁

  • tanin08

    What has been seen… cannot be unseen…

  • And they are selling what with that ad?

  • Anonymous

    That is by far the most nasty , and I mean nasty nasty sick puke video…. What was it for ?

  • Samantha Marie-Jean Gossett


  • Joe Morales

    That was messed up. Plain & simple. Girls. YUK! Hahaha

  • Wade

    uhm….That was the most disturbing thing I have ever seen……

  • Trenton Flock

    This all makes complete sense if you’ve ever eaten British food before. She’s just making dinner.

  • Jerrod Roddy Thomas

    What the hell was that about? I don’t see the purpose in this ad, like at all..

  • I thought that was somehow brilliant, but I do not know the message is about.

  • Tammy Musgrove

    WTF!!!??? I am scarred for life, thank you very much! LMAO!!! I’m thinking that may have been a demonstration of what happens when psychosis occurs. Otherwise, it’s just disgusting. What the Hell is wrong with people…who takes the time to plan and film crap like that? Scarier, more than one person thought it was a fine idea. Some people just have waaaay too much time on their hands. Not me…I’m doing important, earth-shattering things. Like watching this insanity, LOL!

  • Anonymous

    I really should have listened to the part where you said “there’s no un-experiencing this once you press play” cause I’m gonna be having nightmares about that shit for weeks. It was all quite surreal and demented enough … and then she went at the chicken with the celery. *shudder*