The Man With the World’s Biggest Penis

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Driving, shooting pool, playing frisbee – these everyday tasks take on a heavy burdensome weight when you are the man with the world’s biggest penis. LOL!

TGIF, y’all. Enjoy!

  • I’m not even gonna lie the first thing that popped into my head was “And he’s white!”  I’m awful.

  • ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! This made my day!

  • Ashley Valencia

    Holy crap does that look painful.

  • This is an updated version of the spoof From the first  comedians who starred in Saturday Night Live when John Belushi went to the bathroom in a bar and saw a man stuff toilet paper down his pants to enhance the size of his crotch. so John tried it and felt the toilet paper wasn’t enough. He then decided to place the whole roll, well that just wasn’t going to do it. He found the cleaning supply cabinet, opened it, he smiled and nodded his head.  Out comes John Belushi with the largest penis you ever did see ofcourse it was filled with windex spray bottles and an assortment of other cleaning supplies. Well the women sure did flock his way that night, ever so much he took a few home with him in a cab where is penis had to hang over the open window of the backseat taxi door. This was a great take, There should of been a pic of John in the background when the kid was talking about his penis. 

  • Anonymous

    Funny, cute too!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • I said the same thing….

  • Jennifer Marie McCullar

    Is this real?!

  • I got so scared, I thought it was real

  • Agust Beaumont

    He must have used the Bathmate ROLF! 🙂

  • Patrick

    That was pretty funny….and I bet he really does have a big dick…..just saying.

  • bolt_upright

    Of course, he’s Canadian!

  • motorfingaz

    Obsession with sex is how heteros stereotype gay men. Hmmmm looking at many of these articles, they’re correct.

    Sad.

  • Is it bad that my boyfriend legitimately thought this was real and that he felt bad for the guy? >.> Yea.

  • LanceCS

    I see no difference between this and any other “heterosexual male life” magazine/website.

  • sweet_heart1814

    ctfu, I haven’t laughed like this in awhile lol that was funny

  • ArchangelRenzoku

    Wow, he’s frikkin cute too. I’d find a way to fit it in lol

  • Raymond Davis

    This thing is too juvenile for you tube , which says worlds 

  • VinceP1974

    This guy is trying to move into my action. What a fraud!

  • Jeremy Cantrell

    it has nothing to do with being gay
    its men in general who are obsessed with sex

  • LanceCS

    C’est la vie.

  • mitsuoka_0409514

    I have been trying to find that episode with Jim Belushi for YEARS!  Nothing I type into youtube comes up with the video 🙁  I remember it being SO hilarious.  I’m glad someone remembers it, because I was starting to think I was imagining it!!!

  • James Baran

    And I said, “Gosh, I want to meet this guy!”  Not that I’m looking for (another) dick, but hey, this would be an interesting experience.

  • Raymond Davis

    This is the inane adolescent  kind of waste of tape that  a couple of 12 yo boys would make and think it hilarious. Is this site so desperate fpr filler that it needs to drop all standards ??Or  is this tape the product of the mentally challenged boy friend of some one on staff ?

    BTW The real man wtwlp is Joshua Falcon and he is white