The Most Logical Argument Against Same-Sex Marriage: No Gay Potatoes

Silly homo, marriage is for straights. Presenting the definitive argument against gay marriage: No Gay Potatoes.

“Hey potato, why don’t you just roll around in it. Yeah, just get yourself all nice and wet. And then, oh yeah…that’s real good. Yeah, YEAH! All over me! ALL OVER ME. YEAH! Soak me in it.”

It all makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?

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  • That is so dumb… But seriously… That was hilarious. I couldn’t stop laughing through out the whole thing.. Couldn’t take the guy seriously hahaha

  • umm… what?

  • David Campbell

    Given the arguments that are out there – this is one of the more reasonable ones.

  • Christopher Lee Perry

    oooh that gay potato got all wet and joOicy  [:-O

  • Stephanie Timmons

    … That poor potato has been scarred for life.

  • ShowMeGuy

    Finally, someone has presented a logical, scientific, scriptural, and constitutional foundation of reasoning for why same-gender marriage is wrong, un-natural, sinfull, and why it should remain illegal.

  • All I have to say to that is WOW. 

  • Jason Vajgrt

    Methinks fail, but at the same time, win?!

    I’m just like, wha? Then I’m all like WTF? Then I’m like, why is the orange turning into a pac-man and doing the potato?!?!?!

  • Never watched gay potato porn but it was kind of hot in a way….and boy did that orange dump a huge load of juice but I kind of feel sorry for the poor apple…it ended up being left out.

  • that was hilarious! is was meant to be, right? i’m so confused….

  • Cameron Fields

    Whola … Gay  XXXX What sex ?

  • colourblind2

    I think i feel dirty!?!