What happens when a children’s Bible tutor leaves no story untold? Ridiculousness ensues.
“If you make fun of bald people, or if you fornicate with angels, God will kill you with a bear or sulfur rain.
And “Oh! No sex with dad. (Unless he’s drunk and in a cave.)”
It frightens the bejeezus out of me that one third of the country believes the stories in the Bible are all literal truth.
No sex with dad, indeed!