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Meet the 27-Year-Old Dialysis Worker Who Won a Contest to Play Trump in a Porn Parody

The Donald Trump porn parody we have all been waiting for may finally become a reality. To find the perfect Trump impersonator for the fun flick, xHamster hosted a competition.

And they have a winner.

Vocativ reports:

“John Brutal” is a 27-year-old dialysis technician in Minnesota. He spends 12-hour days caring for patients with failing kidneys at a clinic in Minneapolis. But soon, he’s going to fly to California, dress up like Donald Trump and then, if everything goes according to plan, have sex on camera.

After dressing up as Trump at Halloween, Brutal’s brother urged him to enter the xHamster contest over some post Thanksgiving dinner cordial conversation.

“My intentions at first were just for pure humor. I’m kind of a jokester,” he said of his decision to audition. “Now I’m kind of like the dog that got the car. Now I have it and I’m like, ‘Shit!’”

“My fellow Americans, as your newly elected cumander in chief I want you to rest assured that I’ve got yuge plans for our great nation,” Brutal told xHamster. “I want to be the President of porn for all xHamster fans and I won’t stop busting my ass (or busting on asses) until I’ve helped deliver the most wonderful, the most fantastic, the most beautiful scenes ever filmed. I mean big league cinema, okay?! Friends, trust me, place your sexual futures in my normal sized hands, and place some lube in yours; together…let’s make America ‘cum again.”

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What will the first scene be?

When xHamster announced the winner, they wrote, “The would-be Trump’s first scene, Drain My Swamp, will be shot as the site has finalized supporting roles including Kellyanne Conway and Betsy DeVos.

Now, Brutal is suddenly confronted with starring in a Donald Trump porn parody with no experience or qualifications for the job. Aside from an above-average ability to mimic Trump’s signature pout and manner of speech, he’s very laid-back about performing in porn for the very first time.

“I’ve always wanted to be an actor. I never thought I was going to be in porn,” he told Vocativ. “Now that it’s an opportunity, I guess I just look at it as an acting job.”

Does he worry about losing his job in Minnesota?

Not really. “If it does get out and I lose my job, I’m okay with that,” he said. “I’m really not worried about my career. I don’t think I’ll ever run for office — and, who knows, maybe these days they’d be cool with that. I could be the next president you’re talking to.”

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One of Brutal’s childhood best friends said Brutal has “always been the class clown, the total hilarious one in the group.” “And here we are months later, like, ‘wow, you’re going to do porn,” he said.

But will his friend watch the Trump porn parody?

“I’d like to be on set while he films it, are you kidding me? This is crazy,” he said. “This is a fun car fire to watch.”
Brutal’s parents are Republicans who don’t know about his future billing as Donald Trump’s porn alter ego. And while he didn’t vote for Trump, he also didn’t vote for Clinton either.
“I didn’t like either one of them,” he said. “I thought they were both nuts.”
No pun intended.
  • RSB

    If there’s no golden shower scene I will be shocked.