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‘Twin Peaks’ Now Has a Gay Porn Parody Called ‘Twink Peaks’

On May 21, Showtime will reboot David Lynch’s creepy yet quaint ’90s TV series Twin Peaks; luckily, that’s far away enough to let fans contemplate all the weird stuff that happened near its final episode. Until then however, Men.com — the creators behind whimsical porn parodies of Star Wars, Batman versus Superman and Pokémon Go — has decided to placate gay fans with their predictably titled parody Twink Peaks.

While the original TV series followed FBI agent Dale Cooper’s investigation into the murder of homecoming queen Laura Palmer, the show didn’t really have much gay or queer content apart from some lesbian eroticism and a bromance between Cooper and the local sheriff. That’s quite all right though because Twink Peaks doesn’t seem to have much of a plot besides sex in cabins.

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Here’s part of Men.com’s description for the parody (NSFW):

Dark forces and sensual secrets are afoot in the secluded mountain town of Twink Peaks. Doomed lovers Vadim Black and Noah Jones waste no time expressing their lust…. They have no idea where it will lead them, but they know it will yield a pleasure both wonderful and strange.

If Men.com really wanted to do it right, the scene would involve backwards talking, demonic possession and celebrity guest appearances by Billy Zane and Molly Shannon. Also, they’d get real-life gay porn star Dale Cooper to play Dale Cooper because c’mon their names are already the same! But alas …

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Twin Peaks is dramatic departure from Men.com’s geekier parodies, so it’s a good thing they hired gay-for-pay porn star Vadim Black because, according to the gay porn gossip site str8upgayporn.com, he’s full of drama: He’s used anti-gay slurs when complaining about his colleagues (NSFW), has threatened to murder someone on Twitter (NSFW) and apparently hasn’t told his girlfriend about his condomless porn career (NSFW).

If that all seems surreal, then he’s the perfect choice to parody a surreal TV series.