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Would You Use Ke$ha Condoms?

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Got Ke$ha on our penis-es-es-es.

For those of you just dying to cover your naughty parts in Ke$ha’s face, the singer is set to release her own imprint of condoms. The singer has inked a deal with Lifestyles to produce condoms with her face on the packet that will be shot into the audience in a glitter bomb during her live shows.

This has reportedly been a dream of Ke$ha’s for years, which we absolutely believe. Homegirl is twisted like that.

The U.S. Passport office and DMV’s across the country are no doubt groaning in preparation for a whole slew of little dollar sign-afflicted tots in the future. NewKerala reports:

“You will leave covered in sweat, beer, glitter, and, just maybe, you”ll get a special edition KeUSD ha condom,” she said.

“If it breaks, you have to name your daughter or son after me.”

Lord help us all. Would you ever use a Ke$ha condom?

Via NewKerala

  • Jim

    Um, first, Eww. And second isn’t that a little dangerous? The edges on a condom wrapper can give you a wicked – er – paper cut. 😉

    (BTW, in the interest of full disclosure, I love Ke$ha’s music. I just wish she didn’t feel the need to be so – skeevey. If what she’s trying to pull off is a female version of the antics of outrageous male rockers, I have some news for her, “Clit Rock” has already been done.)