We Asked These Gay Porn Stars to Write Us a Romantic Haiku (Yep, Seriously)
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Who doesn’t love haiku, the most cuddly and easily digestible of all forms of poetry. These three-line Japanese poems — their first and third lines being five syllables long, the second line at seven syllables — can be about anything at all, and they can even be romantic.
Realizing that most gay porn stars are better known for stripping down and getting busy on-camera, we thought it would be fun to have some of our favorite adult film stars exercise their softer sides. What better way to do that than to have each of them construct their very own haiku?
As you’ll see, some of the haiku below are cuddly, while others are downright raunchy. Enjoy!
(Oh, and while it probably doesn’t need to be said, many of the links below to these porn stars’ social media accounts are NSFW.)
Here are romantic haiku from 9 of our favorite gay porn stars:
1. Wesley Woods
Turn off the lights boo
I’ve got something to show you
Here’s my dick, LOVE YOU!
Follow Wesley Woods on Twitter and Instagram.
2. Adam Ramzi
Perhaps roses could
Cure the stomach pain caused by
Eating heart candies
Follow Adam Ramzi on Twitter and Instagram.
3. Devin Franco
It’s Valentines Day
So let’s fuck in the open
And make love not war
Follow Devin Franco on Twitter and Instagram.
4. Dakota Payne
my rosebud is red
with layers of pink inside
be my valentine
“cum in me” he says
his eyes roll back in his head
I already did
love is like a dick
you take as much as you can
until it breaks you
Follow Dakota Payne on Twitter and Instagram.
5. Cyd St Vincent
Between math and art
I take a homework break
Fist deep in your ass
Follow Cyd St Vincent on Twitter.
6. Sean Taylor
Beyond the screens,
Past the keyboards,
Are the real people.
Fantasies, cavings, urges,
Acted and portrayed,
By the Porn stars that we lust.
Follow Sean Taylor on Twitter.
7. Steve Cruz
How to Win a Porn Star’s Heart
Just got a new #fan.
All my wishes ship next day,
Thanks Amazon Prime!
Follow porn director Steve Cruz on Twitter and Instagram.
8. Luc Dean
A beautiful man
He’s got a beautiful soul
His cock is huge too
Follow Luc Dean on Twitter.
9. Boomer Banks
All adorned in black
Eating my smokey bacon
Love you but don’t care
Follow Boomer Banks on Twitter and Instagram.
Do you have your own romantic haiku? Share it in the comments or over on Facebook!
Featured image of Adam Ramzi by Lukas Beyeler
