#ThisWeekInThirst: Orgy Mountain, a Gay Trump Gang Bang and the Science of Sweaty Pits

Don’t bother reaching for that tall glass of water because we have exactly what you need to quench that thirst. From furry sea daddies to chiseled Olympic ice skaters, we’ve got you covered on all thing sex and NSFW. This week, we saw a Trump-inspired gay porn gangbang that got our commenters in a heated debate. We also learned the potential health benefits of sniffing your boyfriend’s dirty jock. As you can tell, it’s been a long week. Enjoy, y’all.

Click on the titles below for the full story, and enjoy this thirst roundup!

1. Bogotá Isn’t Only a Gay-Friendly City, It Also Has Sexy AF Queer Men (Photos)

Elska Magazine featured 17 super sexy Colombians living in Bogotá for their latest issue.

 

2. These 20 Sexy Pics of the Olympics’ Two Openly Gay Ice Skaters Will Melt You Into a Puddle

The two main reasons we’ll be tuning into this year’s Winter Olympics.

 

3. Gay Porn Stars Wearing MAGA Hats Scream ‘Trump and Pump’ While Gang Banging a Bisexual Resister

What could be sexier than a bunch of bro-y Trump supporters? Anything. Anything else.

 

4. Watch This Now: The New Fischerspooner Music Video Is a Paean to Bare Butts and Writhing Bods

Sweaty bodies piled up in one massive orgy mountain, all set to a good beat. Count us in.

 

5. Porn Daddy Rocco Steele Is Still Trying to Get Into Your Drawers

Even though most porn stars spend a lot of their time taking off undies, Rocco Steele has put his porn career on pause to work on his new underwear brand 10Seven.

 

6. When a Mom Sent Her Gay Son’s Thirst Trap Pics to a Carpenter, She Got a Jaw-Dropping Response

Gay culture is being that horny carpenter.

 

7. Your Boyfriend’s Bodily Scent Could Help You Feel Less Stressed, Says New Study

Next time you’re feeling overwhelmed, give your partners pit a whiff… for science.

 

8. You’ll Jump for This Viral Video of 3 Studly Olympic Gymnasts Backflipping Into a Pair of Shorts

A whole different kind of way to get in someone’s pants.

 

9. Check Out These Sexy Nude Stills of Actors Josh O’Connor and Alec Secareanu From God’s Own Country

Our friends over at OMGblog shared a few screenshots from the highly acclaimed film, that’ll definitely inspire you to head to the movies ASAP.

 

10. A Group of Beard-Lovers Just Raised Over $300,000 With This Sexy Merman Calendar

See daddies as Sea Daddies.

 

11. There’s Now an App for Tracking Morning Erections, But It Has a Serious Goal

But the real question is, can you beat your boner streak?

 

12. Watch Drag Superstar Courtney Act Help Andrew Brady Get His Butt Waxed

Thank goodness for British TV.